Funniest Thing You’ve Found on a Roof?

Old toys, squirrel stashes, or forgotten tools—roofers see it all. What’s the weirdest or funniest thing you’ve come across on a job?

Found a squirrel stash of dog toys; bag it, snap a photo, tag @RooferDan — anyone log ‘weird finds’?

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